I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
you dont understand this isnt a sit at a sports bar eating wings and having a beer night. this is a show up to the bar with a fith of Jack and just let what happens happen kinda night. im expecting to smack a bouncer
Ok let me change into clothes i can run in
Everyone here knows my boyfriend as "Half Baked". Life, he's doing it right.
Did copperhead road at the bar. All the girl next to me did was stare at my glorious bouncing tits. CAN I FUCKING HELP YOU?? I worked hard for these tits.
I've never seen a guy eye-fuck someone so hard in my entire life. I thought he would develop laser vision, bore holes into your body, and not even realize your innards would be spilling everywhere. That's how bad it was.
For context, I was hiding under the pong table mooing at everyone by that point.
Oh we were great hosts that night. We made sure to leave all the beds open by passing out on the bathroom floors instead.
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
There's tequila in my general area. Please pray for me.
It's a sexual break up. We maintain a friendship and leave any and all sexual attraction out. It's not hard, having a baby is harder than that.
we are eating waffles in the pillow fort. Still think you're too straight for a threesome?
I'll be right over.
You're supposed to discourage my sluttiness not bring me hot Colombian men
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
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