Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
she just refered to her hymen as "the mrs"
Was just shown the photos from a professional photoshoot my aunt had for their dog...not drunk enough for this...
A good ear swabbing is more orgasmic than sex with him
Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
I don't understand how she could dump me AFTER we had shower sex. I'm fucking great at shower sex
They need 20 oz Capri suns with liquor. Douches need to grow up with their clients
He was chasing Ciroc shots with sips of Captain Morgan... he didn't make it to midnight
My boyfriend told me that I said I wanted to "feast on her vagina"... Glad I don't remember.
I had to switch coats with someone at work because you can see the giant sex choke bruise on my neck. Being kinky is hard.
He held my hand in public and I nearly came. Like he needs to be inside of me yesterday.
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
Someone wrote "LazerSwords" on my cock last night. My erect cock. Tequila is no one's friend.
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