doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
I just put a tampon in while driving. Don't tell me I don't got skills.
I didnt shave my beard last night, so I could feel it while Im shrooming today
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
You tried to put a condom on my dog, then he ate it.
Did you Fuck minivan and her friend last night?
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
I can't believe you're forcing me to handle this hangover sober
I just want somebody who'll randomly bring me pizza and lovingly squeeze my butt. Is there a dating app for that, do you think?
I am available for nakedness
Okay, maybe filling water balloons with vodka was not our best idea.
The best part about theater chicks is nothing is too cliche or out of line. I just fucked her Braveheart style in my entry way while saying goodbye.
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