You keep asking me questions like I have this magical thing called a memory
im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
His sex texting was like a step by step guide to the most boring sex ever...
they got in a fight during sex...she came out yelling and covered in chocolate
It's kind of sad that your greatest accomplishment today is that you stood up and didn't fall down.
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
one of my coworkers is shitshow drunk, getting naked. she's about to ride the bull.
i was just going to ask if it would be cool for me to come and have a beer...
it's total chaos here. i may ride the bull... i'll be visible.
who knew that if you vomit while skydiving the puke goes up towards the people that are behind you.
there were staples in my comforter. what kind of sex did we even have?
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
Sorry I dragged you across a parking lot
her 18 year old son fed me pieces of a french roll like a pigeon, as I lay on the floor of the bathroom crying.
I was masturbating and a roofer walked past my bedroom window.
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
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