I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
I don't know if it's her mysterious past or atrocious grammar, but I think I'm in love.
they could make at least 3 episode of "i shouldn't be alive" out of my weekend
I love family holidays its the only time when playing beer pong, and smoking hookah with my family isnt looked down upon
The only thing the cop asked me is..... "how are you still alive"?
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
I always knew I'd be the first one with an STD
Too lazy to get out of my bed thats 2 feet away from you. Are you sure youre alright?
im pretty sure the clearest way to say "dont worry, im not emotionally attached" was by sleeping with his roommate the next night
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
He is 30 (that's 8 years older than I am) and uses more Emojis than I do. Problem?
Why is my car covered in what appears to be salsa verde?
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
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