I murdered the dance floor call the cops
the only reason I knew his name is because half way through I looked up and it was tatooed on his chest.
I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
chlamydia ends and my period begins. this isnt real life
just found glitter in my belly button...seriously when will this nightmare end
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
I'm at home, drinking with my cat. While this is an enjoyable lifestyle, other plans are preferable.
I know you all think its cute to drop me off in a different state when I black out, but I can't wake up in family campgrounds asking where I am. These parents are scared.
Definition of cool: he wants a back tattoo of three horses running through a "paisley explosion"
How did he even become this person? Like what drugs has he done??
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
At the light, his mom pulled up next to us while I was giving him road head. He forgot to tell me she was meeting us at the movie. So long story short, I convinced her I drove myself, pick me up in 20.
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
1 why did you tell them where i peed last night and 2 where the fuck are you
I was totes going to lose it to him last night, but I cried and we ate mexican food instead.
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