She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
If it makes you feel any better I'm plucking my mustahce and drinking. Alone.
you turned your livingroom into a bong?
her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
The tornado sirens were going off and everyone just ran to the liquor store. .
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
Got laid at work. Yes, AT work, why they let me run this tennis center by myself speaks to their poor judge of character.
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
I think I just legit sprained my wrist from holding myself up while giving a blow J. God dammit come already
he had hair everywhere except his balls
there's a 50/50 chance the night will end in alcohol-induced rituals of satanic nature
For one week of my life every time I pull my cock out I want the Jurassic Park theme music to start playing.
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