I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
I wish all the girls i wanted to sleep with knew how big my dick was then id have a better chance
get home. someone threw up in the fishtank last night.
He said he's gonna start calling me "Benny" because we're "friends with bennyfits"
Umm ok I'm kinda freaked out right now bc the chick that lives next door is either having tantric sex or slowly suffocating her dog to death.
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
so it turns out, not only do the doormen judge the girls I bring home, but they rate them.
should my penis look like a turkey
Yeah, I just met her and we got arrested together. I think it was a good bonding experience.
I feel like after all he sees, the dog needs to get baptized.
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
He just stopped in the middle of undressing for sex to dip his slice of pizza in ranch. I think I’m in love.
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