Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
I just scratched behind my ear and found icing. Fuck you.
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
Holy walk of shame. Fuck someone's house. I walked past a family eating their free continental breakfast wearing yesterday's makeup
i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
She was bending and I said "finally, about time". Wrong, she was tying her shoe. No blowjobs for me.
I owe you cheese. The drunk munchies don't acknowledge food ownership.
The date officially concluded on the phrase "Nosh dat vag".
There is a car windscreen wiper in my handbag... Not my car's, not ok.
I think I may be going on too many job interviews. I've started to bring up Shonda Rhimes in my interview answers.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
Everyone in Columbus is two degrees of separation from my vagina.
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
I kicked down a wall in rage and found a door behind the drywall. Once again vandalism solves all my problems.
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
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