I told them you could toss a salad like wolfgang puck
im keeping my plan b box as a souvenir of my first halloween weekend in college
Tell her to not eat the pizza she threw up on.
sitting in an airport in detroit. just saw a commercial for detroit tourism with kid rock as a spokesman. reason # 1458 to never visit this city.
you gave the police officer your chanel wallet and said 'just keep it the i.d. is fake too'.
Just don't let me fall on anything that can be broken. Unless its a dick
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
I lull them into a false sense of security with my gayness. Then when they're vulnerable, I strike, like a snake. A big non-gay snake, with huge balls.
I climbed out a window to pee last night because i thought i was locked in the room... Then crawled back in and went to bed. The poor neighbors.
Bro you fell face first into the sand and then balled up into the fetal position and yelled help untill I picked you up, no more whiskey for you...
WHEN JENDA BENDA THE DRAG QUEEN TELLS YOU TO RUN, YOU RUN, BITCH!!!
You can't honestly expect me to maintain an erection when you have the Glen Beck show on
i just want to die with dignity and clean teeth, is that too much to ask?
Please come over. It's a pajama and burn-2016-in-effigy party
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
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