Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
I thought if I stared at him long enough he'd walk me to my car. but he didn't. he dddidn't. i rreally thought i had those powers.
She's like Mona Lisa when she's intoxicated. No one understands her but they all think she's marvelous
Why does he only make me orgasm when I'm about to break up with him?
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
who am I kidding I don't have any dignity. Plus we're not doing a porno, we're just doing random things naked
I just heard "I just let you finger me on Megabus, I clearly don't have standards".
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
Just woke up to find myself in a random bed with two people next to me having sex. I thought it would be awkward to just suddenly get up so i think I'm gonna lie here and pretend I'm still sleeping.
His penis could choke an elephant. A baby elephant... But an elephant non the less.
I keep finding Kraft singles in his pockets. Honestly, this is the weirdest family I've ever worked for.
OK, but next time I'd like to be present for our make-up sex.
Fuck him. He can bang that skeezer all he wants. Fuck her lawyerness I’m a YouTube star
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