I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
when you wake up try not to move. we are betting to see if more sprinkles stuck to you or the pong table.
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
As if right now I am a humanitarian. Full story to come in the morning. It involves sex.
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
There were grown college boys running around north campus in capes with nerf guns. If security were to be called I think they would just give them more beer.
Peanut butter fills the cracks of my heart
You had to dry your pants with the hand dryer in the bathroom because you "forgot to take it out."
He sent me a dick pic. I am fighting the urge to send him a "sorry for your loss" card.
I swear to God...this day is one great big who's who in the land of fucked uppedness.
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
Its nights like last night that make me want to high five my liver.
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