i get turned down more than a collar. where are the desperate bitches i need to crawl to them
thats the only time ive ever had sloppy firsts
do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
I opened my eyes this morning, looked at the sunlight and made this hangover my bitch.
She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
So my parents just watched me pour their rum into a bottle and only add crystal light powder, no water... Talk about being judged. All I could say was "Cortland tricks?"
Apparently she almost had an affair at Outback Steakhouse, details to follow when I get home but the apple really doesn't fall far from the tree
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
I swear she is the Mary Poppins of drugs
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
By 9 pm this evening I'll have accomplished smashing with two different guys in two different time zones in the same day.
Stay hydrated
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
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