its not stalking. its research.
He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
its 9am. i just got home. spent 6 hours blowing him in a closet last night
Haha I wonder if my burp offended him. So I gave him a fist pump to signify how friendly I am
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
So apparently we dropped beers outside the apartment last night, and someone RETURNED them! Ha like what? I just walked out the front door to Christmas in a box on my doorstep.
All i've had today is coffee and ketchup packets. I need a job like yesterday.
i took a picture of my dick. with a stick figure drawn on it. and a paper hat taped to the tip. and i call i the mayor of Dickville
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
Like we were literally doing coke off his insulin pump
Some lady found my secret pooping bathroom at work. Do I fight her Highlander style? I made or may not be fashioning a crude sword from seat covers and toilet paper rolls.
Do it. DO IT. There can be only one.
I'm gonna play this game called Conquer the Dicks. I think it is self explanatory.
The nice lady at the neighborhood liquor store informs me that we have a new woman-run neighborhood sex shop. Jesus loves me and wants me to have a happy Valentine's day.
Her vag MUST be made out of starbursts or something equally as delicious.
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
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