The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
I thought he was gonna sex me but then he ran to my bathroom and jerked off
sometimes i wish i could just stick a turkey baster up there and suck out the blood
He told me he could read braille... with his tongue. So I took him home. I don't think he was lying
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
You two were too busy to notice that his used condom landed on me when he threw it.. Thanks.
I really shouldn't have to apologize. It was your own damn fault for opening a tab at the bar and telling me about it.
Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
Finally met a man who appreciates my beer pong skills, definitely a keeper for the weekend
IM TRYING TO SAY GOODNIGHT STOP FOR LIKE FIVE SECONDS WITH THE DICK SUCKING
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
Are you in a good mood because I stuffed you with enchiladas, ice cream, penis, and cuddles last night?
Talked to the dude for a hour . I now know where he lives, his occupation, his goals, his dreams and what his dick looks like.
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