I wanna crawl in your skin and have dreams about Bobby Kennedy tonight.
oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
I'm very fluent in vodka, but that seems to be a whiskey dialect.
Well, it's either jungle juice or memory of the night... It's unfortunate I can't have both
also, just kill me. literally hit me with a vehicle, or an aircraft, something that will ultimately make me forget tonight.
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
Who showers for four hours?!
It was like a tropical nap.
So vagazzling was a success
To be honest. I have two poptarts in my jacket pockets. No one knows. I am pro stealth.
I think my liver just tried to kill me, we need to slow down
Every dick I’ve had or wanted in the last year is married. It’s like I became a professional home wrecker after I graduated.
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