I haven't had sex in so long I'll probably find some stranger, feel guilty, go w/o sex for several months and do it all over again...always something to look forward to
im so horny i just used my electric toothbrush to masturbate. god help me
I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
fyi, i just bought my first strap-on. the little mermaid theme song was playing in the background.
so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
Public safety found my id!
And i can't find my bra so i'm assuming they found my bra with my id which would explain the disapproving tone the lady on the phone had.
once he started yelling at me in latin, i wasn't sure what we were fighting about anymore...
I'm going to fuck my way out of the friend zone if its the last thing I do
just had to re-breakup with her. it was like shooting a dead horse that was crying and talking.
I know you're trying to keep the moaning to a minimum but the banging on the wall is totally giving you away
I mean Grimace is basically just a big piece of purple shit and he is loved way more than the hamburglar just to put it into perspective
He kept walking up to every girl at the party saying "Hi, I'm George Clooney. No I won't marry you." He left with three girls.
when ur drunk laser tag is all fun n games. try it high and all of the aliens in the galaxy want you dead.
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
Randomize
