ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
Her divorce is going to cut into the amount of time we spend fucking.
I'm in awe of how selfish that is.
is cock-oriented a word? I'd say I'm that lately.
he made his penis look like a sprinkler when he was coming. it was pretty cool actually.
I hope my shame shaped pee stain outside your door goes away soon.
DONT EVER DUNK OREOS INTO WINE . NEVER
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
Hold on. At Sephora trying to decide what despair smells like.
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
Who doesnt want to be Yoda? I mean seriously, how sweet would that be? Live to 400, not give a shit about love and all that, know fucking mind tricks and smoke awesome swamp weed. I'm down.
it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
The only thing about him that I appreciated was that he destroyed the bathroom at your birthday and missed singing to you. And we all knew.
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
i can eat my weight in tater tots. don't test me, bitch
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