i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
In hindsight, i should have predicted that a drink called the 'rocky mountain bear fucker' would not end in a pleasant experience
Look I'm sorry I shaved your cat, but get over it.
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
This is the last pregnancy scare i've had since i was 12 and i thought you could get pregnant from masturbating.
Well I'm 2 for 2 with the absinthe, I just woke up in some random car behind the bar
When a girl says " I never would have come over if I knew I was getting kicked out at 7am." the correct response isn't "but think of how responsible you're being."
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
No piss test, hell yeah
FALSE ALARM. PISS TEST. I NEED YOUR PISS.
He did 5 five hand stand push ups and took off his shirt for a barbarian flex. Some girl took off her shirt and threw it at him
She's the good dick fairy. You buy her a beer and half an hour later the best lay in the place is asking to take you home.
We drunkenly made out once four years ago and then he immediately vomited and honestly I've never gotten over him
half way down the stairs my legs said fuck this and i just fell the rest of the way...
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
Randomize
