You don't get off work for this? I feel genuinely bad for you.
I'll have a beer when I get into the office. Yes, I hide beer in my work frige.
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
He looked at me and said "Last call" before putting his penis away into his boxers
Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
i can feel the knowledge leaking out of my brain
replace it with alcohol - nature abhors a vacuum
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
Put down the bong. Turn off Hey Arnold. Stop calling me football head.
I love you football head
I can dream in two languages, but it's still about ripping a bong.
It's been over a year since we've been get-so-drunk-you-throw-beer-cans-at-fat-girls-drunk together. That needs to change.
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
I went out with a plan. I came home with a Brian. THIS WAS NOT PART OF THE PLAN.
I'm just hoping that with all the times he's puked in my yard a mushroom field might grow.
Like bruh, I’m a free range girlfriend
Randomize
