just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
Taking a shot for every status related to the patriots losing. Hello hospital.
its not that she doesnt like having sex with you, your balls just smell worst then your ass.
I justified spending $400 stocking my bar to my sister by saying it was an investment
Personally I think it's a tremendous investment
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
I'm still trying to figure out how you came back with chinese food, and a spoon covered in icing saying 'cake..'
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
Things I can say. There is a photo of me pouring whipped cream into a midgets mouth.
Just grabbing my bra from a history teacher's desk in the Humanities building. Maybe I should stop drinking on weeknights
Is it inappropriate to send a happy 3-year anniversary of having a threesome with you and your ex girlfriend on easter text?
Who needs sounds of the ocean? I just fall asleep to whatever chubby he is banging next door.
Hey by the way did you notice my third nipple in my snapchat
No ambien sex tonight. I just ate two hotdogs with chilli and onions.
My crotch smells like fire and I can't find my pants
Pretty sure I got at least one girl to question her sexuality at the Christmas party last night
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