I looked him in the face and asked if we could stop. he asked why. I said "I can't feel it.". ...I feel bad; I should have faked.
Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
We have video of him nailing the sex doll to my wall and putting all the monopoly pieces in her nose
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
You know what my problem is? I'm like a machine designed for the sole intention of removing the pants from damaged girls.
At one point I thought we were going to have to fuck our way out of their apartment
He either works for the Irish Mob or I'm being Catfished
there was a keg and pinata at my uncles funeral, and a bunch of scary looking biker dudes showed up to pay their respects. i need to strive to be more like him.
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
I woke up on a boat next to an extremely attractive man wearing nothing but a life jacket. Neither one of us owns a boat...
It's whatever. Titanic is about to be on and we have wine, which is basically crying juice. Leo, Kate, and I will be having a lovely, pants free evening.
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
I AM GONNA CUM EVERYWHERE TONIGHT BRO.
Let the clothes fall where they may.
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