I'm towing my little brother down the road on a sixty year old tractor, we're taking up the whole highway, and no one cares. I love South Dakota.
Dude feel your hair right now it feels so weird like pasta
i was actually impressed that she managed to throw up underwater while scuba diving
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
I need to pay that drinking in public ticket, but I also really want to get a spray tan next week... so priorities.
Um went out in San Francisco last night and ignored someone hitting on me. So they bit my arm. Lmfao PLEASE TELL ME THIS ISNT THE SINGLE LIFE
I made out with a girl because I wanted to get in the VIP section of the bar because they have these big comfy couches. It worked.
I wish I had a clear image of the dude who was sucking on my tit outside the bar last night
You start to question your party girl tendencies when you're wearing the same shirt you wore the night before to work and you're trying to get last nights Jell-O shot off the sleeve on your way to work
Also, two points for knowing me well enough to know I definitely would put the moves on his brother.
I can't have the last guy who touched my vagina be my coworker.
She walked up to me and whispered "I hope you're good at sex" and led me to the beach.
I just made myself 3 peanut butter sammies because I was too hungry to watch porn
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