Heyy I kind of wanted to apologize and excuse myself for last night. I feel like that was a little much. I just met you. That's why I don't like tequila. Haha
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
But I feel like studying my flashcards during a blowjob would be rude...
I've had balls on my face twice in last 48 hours and I STILL haven't got laid!
I actually cannot wait for your visit. I miss people who make me look like the virgin mary in comparison.
Walk of shame: Easter Edition. He is risen.
Oh I was gonna ask you the same thing...? It's official ask anyone to see your husbands dick day.
My girl came home. i was jacking off on the couch and she just starts telling me about her day, as if im not half naked with my hand on my cock.
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
he called me his ex's name during sex then proceeded to cry while still in me
I got St Patrick's Day drunk on Friday and apparently ordered a Total Gym in the middle of the night
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
would it be awkward if i bring my husband?
only if i fuck you in the bathroom while he's paying the check
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
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