I heard we made out
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
I just pulled the condom that i lost on tues out of me at work ewwww!
the level of his annoyance + every insult he makes = the closer I am to telling him im fucking his ex
I jsut got pulled over and passed the sobritaty test.
Good thing spelling doesn't count.
How do you politely bring up someone's criminal record?
Apparently having him hold an open book in front of me while i'm blowing him doesn't count as studying...
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
One of my coworkers just invited me to a wet t-shirt contest this weekend in honor of her son's 21st Birthday.
If he tries to stick his thumb up my butt again im going to rip his dick off with my vagina
I told you those kegels would come in handy one day
My phone keeps autocorrecting to the "st. Natty's Day Parade" and I'm completely okay with that
I accidentally kneed him in the balls while trying to straddle him so we ended up spending the night watching ffm porn online
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
I see the guy who's been trying to get me to let him eat my ass became engaged on Facebook today; would framed screen shots be an appropriate wedding present?
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
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