I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
I haven't been this hungover since you found me laying in front of your door gagging with pepto bismal tablets scattered around me
You mean the girl who was passed out face down on the bathroom floor until 10 AM? You're right, she was cute.
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
I have the slightest memory of swinging a bag full of condoms over my head...
Every man needs a table where they can sit and reflect on the successful penile conquests of the day.
So who was trying to make it rain last night in the bathroom? There are pieces of dollar bill everywhere
Dude I am allergic to the candy dicks from that sex shop in Vegas. Come take me to hospital right now.
woke up in your bed at 6 AM. on my way home I passed Nathan, bloody, barefoot, and still in a toga. He told me he woke up in a ditch then kept repeating "I'm totally bringing this up at meeting tomorrow". I'm proud of your frat today
I just want to get drunk and wake up on Wednesday
I slept naked with a towel wrapped around my waist in case I pissed the bed again
he's spending the night tonight. if i can walk straight tomorrow i'll be pissed.
YOU WILL GIVE ME MASHED POTATOES OR I WILL RIP YOUR SOUL INTO 7 PIECES AND YOU WILL TURN INTO LORD VOLDEMORT
Come on in and take your pants off
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