Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
So I used to make fun of texas a lot, then I got here and I found a place where I could get my tequila in a to go cup with a straw and I realized that this is the only place I ever want to be
I just want you to know the floor between our rooms isnt sound proof "Captain Cock"
and then she yelled "im going to fuck the next guy that walks by me". so ya thats how i lost my virginity
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
youre not allowed to be friends with girls ive double teamed. period.
Under someone's bed. Not sure whose. I think they're sleeping in it.
Can I get a "hallelujah" for railing my pastors daughter last night?
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
He sent me a vid of himself jerking off. I hope his hands are the size of tennis rackets or it will be a very short date.
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
Will u lay on an air mattress with me and drink vodka while we listen to Rick James?
Looking back, we probably shouldn't have chased alcohol with more alcohol
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
I just woke up naked in a bed with your brother. WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO NOT LETTING EACH OTHER DO STUPID THINGS?
You fucked my brother?!
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