its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
You SHOULD feel empty, we were at the top of our game, and by that i mean snorting things we don't understand and only a few steps away from adultery.
Also there's a dick sized hole in my tights...should I be worried?
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
Someone just knocked jenga into a plate of cake. I'm licking off each piece one by one.
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
Woke up with a text saying "when I get to see them titties again lil ma??" With 8 beads around my neck & an empty bottle of vodka in my arms.
We were still up at 6am, taking shots, because thats apparently how he liked to "get the day started".
Henceforth: booty calls will now be referred to as "deliveries of anatomy". That is all.
I learned a valuable lesson about combining day drinking with malt liquor: you may think you have super powers, but that's just the Steel Reserve talking.
To be clear you just said "I'll give you a baby" as a sext?
You left me with 12 red bulls and a bottle of vodka. What did you expect?
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