WHY DOES GOD HATE MY DICK
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
A disheveled girl in front of me just looked down, shrieked, and yelled to the girl next to her "what is this" while pointing at two large white stains near the crotch of her black jeans. I love that Thursdays are weekends, it makes awesome Friday mornings
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
You're the only person i know who can laugh and talk while puking
Your 13 year old niece and her best friend half carried you from the beach to the pool where you then clung onto a raft and screamed about having pretty hair.
You would ignore him even if it wasn't NoManUary. It could be the Winter of a Thousand Dicks and you wouldn't talk to that guy.
The Winter of A Thousand Dicks sounds terrifying!!!
He was president of his frat and had a clap on disco ball in his room... or course I slept with him
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
I was apparently the best non-Irish person at the party. I wore my skating dress, Austrian flag and a giant shamrock. Everyone is calling me "30 Shots Girl".
I couldn't break up with him while I was wearing a Hakuna Matata shirt.
I might go bald with this hair pulling thing every night.
All the doctor said was why
My ex's girlfriend just invited me clubbing. Guess who won the breakup?
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