I didn't talk to you tonight because I've decided you look like a man.
so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
I'm afraid my bank account can't handle syllabus week.
she said she didn't want to sleep with me again because I wasnt a generous lover. I ignored her slight moustache, didnt i? i think thats pretty damn generous
I have a feeling this won't be the last time I wake up wrapped in a shower curtain with the words "Blame Bono" spray painted on it
Oh, I made pasta salad in the throw up bowl. I hope you don't need that for the next few days.
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
I'm drinking carlo rossi straight from the jug. I don't have any clean cups...how am I still at this point in my life...
She had her insurance card taped to her arm because it was the only thing she "couldn't take off and lose"
You know you're fucked up when you decide to pour fireball whiskey in your vegetable beef soup
you kept saying how you wanted to mainline bacardi right into your bloodstream. medical school is doing wonderful things to your brain
You 2012 self promised me that you would do LSD with me, and it's 2015 now. So.
Plus, I'm basically a doctor, so what could go wrong.
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
I miss seeing you
i hope for the sake of your safety you were not with your girlfriend while sending texts like that at 3 am
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