Was it a mistake telling him I couldn't get the abortion until I was 2 months along on the first date?
oh btw spread eagle is not an appropriate phrase to use in a scientific presentation. learned that the hard way
he was so drunk he doesn't remember anything. I have to break up with him all over again
you told his mom that the only thing he wants for christmas is his dick in your mouth
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
I don't care. I'm going to fuck John's friend and it's all your fault.
I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
She's throwing herself an "I just had a baby" shower, where she makes up for 9 months of sobriety then squeezing a watermelon out of her vagina.
He said he was a banker. Then he told me he made 15 an hour. I said he was a shitty banker then fucked his friend.
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
I just put vagisil on my bug bites how do you think my morning is going
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
How’s your Christmas Eve so far?
I just chased my melatonin with red wine. It’s 12:00pm.
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
No, he came home, unscrewed all of the lightbulbs, and threw them in the sink.
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