I don't think brook has ever known best
this guy is so high, he just ate half of a frozen blueberry muffin and half of a frozen poppyseed muffin, then proceeded to make a "hybrid poppyberry muffin"
He fell and asked for a beer and a band-aid.
HE GOT FOURTEEN STICHES
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
a small fire erupted but we put it out with a can of beer so everything's fine
no more duck duck goose at the bar
That's what I'm here for. To bitch slap you into believing in yourself.
I come bearing gifts of whiskey and vagina
I had to keep telling myself 'you can't be mad at him because you peed on him'
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
I was peeing in the bathroom at this house party when a guy just casually stumbles out of the shower
You better fucking tell me or I'm turning blow job week into go fuck yourself week.
The hotel had a helipad. Of course we had sex on it.
Please remind me tomorrow that I ate a loaf of jimmy johns bread on the toilet 5 mins ago
Hey what are you up to?
I am wear the people with the mustaches live. I have found their home.
DUDE, WE BOUGHT THE ACID TOGETHER.
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