Bisexual people are plain selfish.
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
Do you know how hard it is to masturbate with a runny nose?
I checked into jail on foursquare
This just became a night full of adventures...and by adventures I mean hitting people with my car
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
I could barely talk to the cabbie and I was text bombing everyone. They need to make an auto timer app to prevent people like me from belligerent late night harrassing. And I was seeing double... Prob would have tried to give your leg a bj and then fallen down the stairs.
I'll probably regret it tomorrow. But right now, accepting this $2000 credit card so that I can finance booty calls from across the united states sounds like a golden idea.
Okay do all 29 year olds have erectile dysfunction or just the two I've slept with?
She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
Lest we forget our veterans. Also that two years ago I lost my virginity on this day in a hot tub. Go me for being the worst person on earth.
things were going awesome until jimmy put out a cigarette in the everclear.
I didn't know how wild the party was going to be until one girl brought her pet raccoon
Can't beat it when the local bar sends you off with a loaf of bread on the way out the door.
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