I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
You are missing out on the best boobs in town right now
Me+graduation party+hammered drunk+polish horseshoes in the dark= black eye, crying, pissed, passed out in my dress... How was your weekend?
Passed out on the bench in the men's bathroom. Feel much better now.
there's no way I could forget finding someone else's hand in my pants
I promised myself in the hospital that I would give up drinking for however long the cast stayed on. Thank god it was only soft tissue and not a fracture.
Ahh, 151. Think of it this way: it took one shot to get you buzzed, I took eight. I may or may not have broken a tv with my skull that night and met someone's parents naked and hungover the next morning.
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
Virgins should have to wear a badge. This burden is too heavy...
We turned a wake into a bar crawl.
I'm definitely not going to be able to fuck him high. I won't be able to not laugh at his man boobs
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