I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
It's a shame that I don't know his last name. Actually, it's an ever bigger shame that I don't know his first name
It is 8 o'clock in the morning and there is already blood all over one of the stalls in the bathroom. What has your St. Patrick's day done for you?
He noticed there was ketchup on his shirt and took it off. Noticed there were people there and put it back on. Then he saw the ketchup again. He must have taken his shirt on and off about 6 times
She fell asleep on the sidewalk and people starting using her as a hurdle
hot doctor. gonna get him to touch my tits. 'think i felt a lump' excuse in 3-2-1...
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
theres chocolate ground into my couch, nerds candy all over the floor and cocaine on every surface. great memorial day weekend and yours?
there's a drunk hobo under the bridge wearing a jester hat and screaming at women
This guy is trying to get me to do some acrobatic gymnast shit just so he can see "my tight hole." I'm too big to be sweating in my own damn bed. Shittttt.
You were throwing cups at people in the basement, yelling at them to get out of your swamp.
Did I tell you that I told him I deleted his dick pics and he almost started crying?
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
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