Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
Her mom walked into the garage as we were smoking a kush blunt with sombreros on.
Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
I can not say for certain that I did not blow someone in the bathroom at the bar at some point.
His name sounds so important....sounds like the name of my future baby daddy to me.
Yeah I don't remember how I got home last night
Judging from my pants, I embarrassed myself smh
Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
and it's like......my shirt is off and he's talking about quidditch. why.
A seagull just tried to steal my cellphone
I remember yelling at him telling him that the strippers were "nice people."
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
Turns out tits aren't quite as effective an enticement when they know for a fact that they can't touch.
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