Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
Last night I got a napkin with 4 names & numbers: Katie, Ellen, Kylie...and Brandon.
I just saw the host of Singled Out do standup. Holy shit 1995.
Keeping my bail papers as a souvenir from when I was arrested. Too weird?
i'm as serious about my hair as jesse from full house.
that is uncle jesse to you, show some respect.
His hospital is closing...I consider it "sorry you're losing your job" sex.
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
I almost spit out my drink. But only almost, because it was vodka. And you don't spit out vodka.
Holy shit, I just successfully took and sent a boob pic AT MY DESK I have conquered an entire new level of skill.
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
You have the most beautiful penis I've ever seen. I never thought penises were meant to be beautiful, but you proved me wrong
He bought me shrimp and alcohol and referred to himself as daddy. I am in love.
I just described cereal to my mother as "acoustic breakfast soup".
who is this
They call you PBJ boy because you were trying to seduce me with pieces of a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Successfully might I add.
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