No touching my privates on the ride to school. Pinky swear.
i was so high i thought his mole came off and was flying around
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
He just kept yelling woof and then threw money all over me...
You know you had good weekend wheb we you hook up with three different girls and you don't feel no pain when u pee in the morning
She asked the taxi driver to stop at the Texaco because she had to puke. She did then stumbled into the gas station and bought a 40.
She thinks I should try and corrupt him and take his virginity. While I do love virgins, I'm a little too lazy to put in the corruption effort right now. That's a summer kinda job.
Things are burning & the world smells of peanut butter. It's beautiful.
trying to figure out why the only thing in our freezer is an expired loaf of bread, a white t shirt, and a receipt from taco bell for 37.50 from last Friday
Worst decision of artistic career thus far: bringing a banana to eat on male model day.
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
You don't know scared until you've just begun the first stage of an acid trip till a guy on stilts with a creepy mustache and beard says "enter the Forrest"
Can I put tequila in the fish bowl? I think he wants to party too
She then told me, and I quote "I want to send you nudes just to see how you'd react."
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