i just had 3 doubles lined up on top of a urinal, texting with one hand and my dick in the other. I an fucking awesome.
for a minute I thought I needed to put on pants to go get a burrito, but then I remembered I'm in college
Apparently i was peeing on things and marking my territory. I broke their light socket too. Needless to say im banned from their apartment.
and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
But, if I start dating you brother, I can't talk to you about the sex anymore!! Like... Can we talk about it anonymously?! I just won't use his name.
Found sauce from last night's pizza rolls wedged under my phone case... While sitting in my 8 am class. What happened last night?
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
I was supposed to go on a date tonight but I cancelled because I found out the Lizzie McGuire movie is on Netflix.
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
You have ten minutes starting with this message to get here. Or I'm putting my clothes back on.
Apparently his ex was into edging and did it to him so much that it takes forever for him to cum
I hate you and your multiple orgasm sexcapades
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