Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
dude all you wanted to do was sleep under a bridge
God gave him joint rollers for hands
It just goes to show you, your dreams can come true. You can hook up with your dads hot married friend.
I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.
I've decided I'm gonna attack people with the toilet plunger.
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
My going away gift was all of them dancing around with solo cups on their dick and balls...these are my friends
Just sent my cousin to buy me a new bra cause mine is zip tied to a bar in the middle of nowhere Iowa
"Wine night with the girls" turned into me having to set an alarm in the bathtub this morning...
Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
I walked out and he was covered in jelly, slithering around the floor. I don't know how to process that.
He can move his dick. Like on its own. WHY DID I NOT GIVE BLOWJOBS BEFORE?!
I kinda just want to steal him and keep him forever
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