I wish I only lived at night.
Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
dude if i could bring that prime piece of meat home, id be the luckiest average-looking girl who ever lived
I don't really want to write this paper. It's the last one of the semester - I need to savor the feeling of procrastination.
After we fucked, her eye wouldn't stopped twitching and she could only move her hand, which she used to put her number in my phone
Remember the time we were horrifically hung over, went to mcdonalds, an you merely felt the weight of the mcnuggets box and knew there was an extra?
like it was yesterday
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
Were betting on little kids falling and racing for a drinking game at the wedding.
well that explains the french fry and ketchup packet rolled into the wasitband of my sweats. thank you drunk me.
How is it that you get into at least one taco related fight a year?
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
Not sure why, but I was running back and forth across the road. Cab hit me and gave us a free ride home.
I woke up on some strangers couch covered in salad mix and oatmeal cream pies. The struggle is absolutely real.
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
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