Well douche your snatch and let's go!
ok i'm going to motor boat your sister now. ttyl
did you know you can prarie-dog a fart??
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
I take back everything I said about communal showers
yeah come on over we're just pre gaming for the grocery store
I know I'm her Sunday school teacher. I just feel I would be saving others from a lot of headaches by telling her someday she's going to be a stripper
And by hung out you mean you were in my bed for 5 minutes while your penis was in my mouth.
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
Apparently you need a permit for a flamethrower.
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
I see your smile in the face of every drunk that senses he's about to slay a troll.
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
I just had sex on a roof
My dad told me that my grandparents are giving me $20,000 and my actual response was "do you know how many kittens I could buy with that?!?"
Randomize
