Vanessa Carlton's songs would be so much better if she was pretty
Anyone who says sunshine brings happyness has never woken up with the worst hangover of their life to their window being open and it being a bright shinny day
Nothing like puking into an empty cooler at a red light on the way to get plan b.
Pot head idea of the day: make a maraca out of weed seeds. Or a rain stick? Definitely rain stick.
This is the third time that ive slept with him. He bought me more milk. I can feel the romance growing.
I don't think anybody else enjoys making out with multiple guys on the same night as much as I do. I'm like a wine taster but with lips... it's like art to me. The bruise on my upper lip is proof of it
I think it was the free bomb shots from the creepy bolivians that sent us over the edge
I have got to stop letting people hang ornaments from my nipple ring.
Tis the season.
Ted is on HBO in 20 minutes...not sure if this or the drunken dance party I had at the bar to a N*SYNC Christmas song 20 minutes ago is the highlight of my week so far.
You now have the mental image of me flying off into the sunset with no pants
the fact that I always have. bottle of tequila in my purse is not helping my current sitch
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality
Ladies don't puke and tell
Setting myself up for trouble? Yes. But getting laid is a lot more important at this time.
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