Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
she's got a whisker from her dead cat taped to the wall. I'm pretty sure that about sums it up...
dude, showing up drunk to physics was the best idea ever. I just tripled my participation for the semester. I love st pattys day
you wore rainboots all night because you said the forecast called for wine spillage
I just saw an appointment in my phone called "it's been a month" I think I drunkly did that after I slept with Paul to remind myself to check if I got knocked up... I'm smarter drunk than sober.
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-)
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
I just try to date guys based on what I need like I am trying to find an electrician now
You gays are geniuses
Oh ya, I forgot to tell you, last night I woke up to the sound of you peeing on the floor next to the fridge, didn't remember until now. Have fun at Dayton!
Maybe I'm nitpicking, but that looked more like how one would jerk off an elephant than it did playing air guitar.
STOP GETTING GIRLS PREGNANT IN MY BED.
Made him watch 4 hours of HGTV then told him I was too tired for sex.
Savage
My Dachshund waddled into the room carrying a rolled-up pad in her mouth with period blood. This day is clearly off to a good start.
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