yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
i feel like pizza bites are my only friend right now
This milkshake tastes better than sex. Priorities, I have them.
Left and drinking by a bar by myself. Everyone is in pajamas. I'm in a tuxedo. This is my life.
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
Doing the walk of shame and bringing my dad a newspaper en route. Favourite daughter status confirmed.
When I see myself in tank tops and push up bras I seriously wonder why I'm not President.
You were so drunk you coat checked your shoe... Not even both of them. Just one shoe.
A guy just grabbed my balls before he shook my hand because he thought he knew me.
Your brother just walked into my room, pissed drunk and butt naked, got into my bed and fell asleep. In knowing I am gay, you have one hour to deal with him before I do
we watched a guy take a shot of tequila while riding a unicycle
Just got an email from match.com trying to match me with My ex..I nearly pissed myself laughing
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