Is it necrophilia if we're both dead?
So A**** bought my story about how my hickey was a bruise from wrestling
on one hand i'm glad that i'm not in trouble...on the other hand i realized that the reason i cheat on her is because she is so stupid
I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
Sad news: I might have to institute a "once-per-day" policy on getting trashed downtown. Sorry, reputation.
You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
Guess who has got hockey tickets for tonight? Only cost me road head going to and coming from the game
Just rinsed and put my styrofoam cup of noodles in the dishwasher. I need to be not hungover ASAP
We really gotta change brands again because 2-ply is making us feel like the celebrities we aren't.
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
Did you really kidnap my goldfish last night?
That man makes my giblets tingle
Congrats? I think?
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