she was so not down for the gang bang
We all know the best way to start a relationship is greeting while at least one of you are intoxicated, dual facebook stalking, and a two week long game of 20 questions via texts to 'really' get to know each other. In that order.
I wouldn't have it any other way. It's like a fairy tale!
you should have heard her the other night. no sentence related to one preceding it. it was like she was in etch a sketch and when she moved she forgot everythin
Who would have guessed that on my moms birthday she'd have sex with the door open. :(
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
I can hear my liver begging me not to go out tonight
She keeps stunt undies in her bag, 2 sizes too small. She leaves them behind so the guy thinks he was luckier than he was...
She came over and gave me a handy and then just lingered for a day and a half. Worst weekend ever.
I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
Netflix keeps asking me if I'm still watching just because I've been sitting here all afternoon...why do I feel like my tv is judging my life choices?
Well now you know my birthday fantasy: gangbang consisting of men wearing NPR pledge t-shirts.
One singular head for man, one giant climax for mankind
Your penis caused this!
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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