So we were sitting in his back seat and he asked me if I practiced giving head. I mean really, who asks that?
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
He texted me saying that his mom found my nuva ring in their jacuzzi filter. I don't think I'm welcome back anytime soon.
On a scale of 1 to 3, with 1 being the smallest and 3 being the largest, what size nipple pasty do you think I am?
He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
Invite that kid who wants to become a priest. I WANT ON.
Can't keep a straight face around her after she asked me to "make fuck to her."
I told him I was gunna have sex with him in both of our cars at the same time.
He seems like a super lonely dude. I bet if I gave him a picture of my tits he wouldn't make me turn in this paper.
Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
After sex he brought chocolates and said he loves RuPaul's Drag Race. How many points does he score for that?
I take it you're alive?
Mostly. Can't quite control my arms.
He ate me out while watching Fifty Shades of Grey---needless to say I'm locking this down
I woke up naked with a Jason mask on and a fat lip. What happened last night?
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
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