He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
wow, i just saw a girl period all over the floor. get my shoes
My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
Omg i either met the gayest dude ever or my next boyfriend
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
i just remembered last night waiting for you to pick me up wearing my bra on my head to protect me from the rain
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
Apparently she buried shit in the snow back in January and now that it's melted I found a flip flop, 4 spoons, a bottle of smirnoff, and 14 different candy bars
everyone at work keeps looking at me like they know I got the herp this weekend
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
I am never going on a blind date ever again. He drank way too much and kept telling me I had a nice boob. Like.. Singular. What's the other one? The ugly twin?
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
Talk about an dramatic entrance, girl rolled up on a stolen bike and was wearing heels and a dress, through it on the ground and said "you guys want a bike?" Of course i jumped on that shit, any sane person would!
I spent three hours in the ER last night to figure out that my friend just had to take a shit
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