I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
so howd the 'mom i only play with condoms' conversation go?
HE COULDN'T FIND IT! WHAT KIND OF QUARTERBACK CAN'T FIND IT?!
promise me that when we are 32, we will look nothing like Kim Zolciak. Promise me right this instant.
Easy Mac is falling out of my sweatshirt as I'm walking down the street.
You are not about to raise that baby deer, you can BARELY raise yourself... Return it to it's mom now.
He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
I'm waiting at the bar and am surrounded by unattractive women.
You need to get here and rebalance this disturbance in the force.
I literally used, "MY VAGINA IS TOO FANTASTIC FOR HIM TO STAY GAY" as a valid argument for attempting to fuck my gay friend.
Moments after comforting her about her boyfriend issues I found myself in the other room showing him my tits.
I tried to have a quickie with him at the company happy hour. I think I need to quit my job.
I didn't pay $79 for lingerie for you to cum in 30 seconds
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
I mean I faked it but he could answer my texts
I sent her a dick pic and used brett Favre's dick pick. She asked me why I had pictures of old men's dicks saved on my phone... I just can't win bro
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