Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
she's like the human form of herpes, as soon as you think she's gone for good you have another out break.
batman just walked across the sidewalk
lay off the drugs
no for real he was wearing a cape
He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
girl next to me is signing up for tough love. definitely getting laid.
I just got a 45 minute blow job...she literally sucked the single life outta me.
u sound so gay right now
After I threw him out he walked down the street peeing in stride. I almost wanted to let him back in.
Just so you know I would totally fuck you. Does that count as a feeling?
Apparently I'm not allowed to call at 3am anymore and ask to speak to all his siblings. I was just trying to get to know the family
Haha, how do I word that nicely? "You got me to the edge of no return twice and failed to let me orgasm, therefore you owe me chicken nuggets or hot wings. Your decision"
I feel like I have a very capable uterus.
I guess the lesson here is that I shouldn't send nudes to elected officials.
I just used my citation as a bookmark. Want a beer?
Also my bed has glitter in it for reasons I do not recall
I'm making myself the patron saint of bisexuality
Randomize