Can you believe The 5th Element didn't get best fight scene in 1997?! I'm still bitter. 12 years later.
Haha how do you remember that?
HOW COULD I FORGET?!
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
I think I get why guys like boobs so much. I just motorboated myself and it's fun. My boobs feel soft and squishy on my face.
And there I was, sitting Indian style on the kitchen floor, my fingers covered in peanut butter.
using blue streamers we found on the bathroom floor was probably not the best substitute for toilet paper.
i told you that I felt like my feet were melting into the ground and you starting blowing on them to put out the "invisible fire". thanks friend.
I hope I take a shit on your face in your dreams tonight.
I mean we had sex in a crib. You tell me how my night was.
It's like the god of all feather dusters, but for your vagina
It really is the softest mustache
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
just almost had a panic attack because i couldn't find the granola bar i put in my purse. i miss klonopin.
Do you remember lying across two tables saying 'go away I'm trying to pull' to me, Sollie and Sean?
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
My lighter is stuck in my beard.
I just found a grey hair. On my nipple. Fuck you too, Mother Nature.
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