You surviving the open bar?
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apparently i was offering everyone ambien and shouting, it's only like heath ledger if you want it to be!
i just had sex with a fat kid who giggles when he cums. tequila really lowers my standards.
just took a pee in my own yard...decided i had to poo..only got a dingle berry....wiped it away with my finger..help me...my mom AND dad are home.
Every night before bed, when I used to say prayers, now I just think to myself 'freshman sluts. Soon'
i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
Standing in a circle of girls fistpumping to the word "hospital" while taking shots.... I don't see this ending well, but its fucking fun.
The worst part was I wasn't conscious enough to move out of the way, I knew i was being puked on but I couldn't move.
how is telling me how long you drunkenly fucked someone supposed to make me miss you?
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
Finishing last nights 1.5L of wine and beef jerky for breakfast. Work looms, ever the prickly bitch.
Well Apparently I went to piss out my window last night, woulda been ok if I opened the window or the blinds.
A homeless man just offered me vodka. The power it took to deny it deserves an award.
The last thing I remember is trying to chug the rest of the everclear, running through a fence, and laying down in the snow. I hurt.
I NEED HELP. IM TRIPPIN BAWLS IN THE BACK OF MY MOMS CAR.
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